Premium Heavyweight Hoodie

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• Heavy-Duty Fabric: 13.5oz/450gm cotton/poly blend. Like a portable weighted blanket that doesn’t judge you.
  
  
• Double-Lined Hood: Perfect for bad hair days, cold mornings, or pretending you didn’t see that one neighbor.
  
  
• Stretchy Sides: Double ribbing so you can actually move your arms to do real-life stuff.
  
  
• Bombproof Stitching: Reverse coverstitch on all seams. This thing's holding together better than most marriages.
  
  
• Anti-Shrink Design: Cross-grain sewn. It won't shrink up and make you look like you're wearing your little sister’s clothes.
  
  
• Fit: It’ll hug you like your grandma, but less weird.